Dear YES-so tiny, shara, and all the people who have the privilege to read this
Yes Tiny I remembered the audience. That was an address to the audience from their beloved president, and I hope you could see it. But just in case, since it is likely that you did not, for the membrane surrounding your brain is too thick, I am telling you now that that was an address.
And yes, I will remember to put in a title this time. Hopefully. Unfortunately 90% of the things you tell me slip my brain for some reason. I think it has become a general trend, because some stuff are too INSIGNIFICANT.
Haha. Shara. You want to know why we don’t have any members. Interesting question! Now let us all sit in front of the computer and ponder over this question. Why don’t we have any members!? Lets see. We shall all stare at Shara. YOU created the blacklist. And Tiny’s cousin is gonna join some day once we meet her I think. Jaye and Jia are automatically in because this club was created for them. And izumi will join after eoys I think. So yay this lame club will have lame people who loves to be lame. And it makes perfect sense!
And I did not crack! See! Perfect condition. As usual of course. Haha. I am most amused indeed Shara. It is not often to see you being lame because you’re the one always calling me lame. And remember you and Tiny are half a person each!
EOYS are 7/9 finished! Horray!! Yay yay yay!! We shall all jump up and down and celebrate! This year eoys so slack! Don’t even feel stressed haha. I ended up playing more and watching tv more and reading more but studying a bit more too also. Not stressed cuz this year like very easy like that. And we started early! Haha see you shouldn’t procrastinate Shara and tiny. And yesterday’s math paper so fun!
And you want to know why no one reads your blog? Cuz you never go update. Haha. Lazy bum.
How could you say this is dumb tiny!?! Hm. Dumb tiny tiny dumb. It has a ring to it, doesn’t it? Perfect! From today onwards short tiny will be known as dumb tiny. Or tiny dumb. Which one do you like tiny? We’re giving you a choice! And you have to say one. Cannot say you want to kick me. But then again, your aim is so bad, don’t need to worry that you’ll actually kick me.
Haha so sian now. Bleah. Tomorrow geog! Why am I even posting now I don’t know. Oh yeah. Cuz Tiny ask me come online and then disappeared to don’t know where now. *evil mutinous glare* Horrible girl. Bleah. I want basketball! Yay tomorrow we’re going to Jaye’s house to play! But only Jaye and I are going. Awww. Next Monday and Tuesday and Wednesday maybe we’ll go again? But Tiny cannot cuz she’s going to her chalet. Ah well. If we don’t go on those days we’ll have to wait like another one week plus to play. I cant wait that long! I live for basketball. Ohhhhh just one more day and I shall finally be free!
My mom says my life shouldn’t revolve around basketball. What’s wrong with basketball anyways? My cousin say I’m a bball freak. Thank you very much kimmie! I am most honored to be bestowed upon such an honor and I proudly acknowledge that fact. And you know what? The same day she said that, she told me I needed a makeover. Arghh!!! My little cousin just told me she’s gonna give me a makeover when I see her in the summer! Actually not so little, and its forever summer in stuffy hot Singapore, but that’s besides the point. And my mom tells me I should stop being so mischievous and playful and cheeky. Grrrrrrrrr. Everyone’s ganging up on poor darling eggy.
And now, Tiny and Shara, we have to plan our timetable for after eoys! There’s still Shara’s and the sec four’s farewell party to plan for! And all we have decided as of yet is that its for Shara and the sec 4s and that it will be at Jaye’s house. Isnt that such a wonderful accomplishment? But then again, we are all under achievers. Oh yeah. Jaye says we should order pizza instead of having a BBQ. What do you think? And of course I have to agree with Jaye! And we can go play basketball too! Ohh it’ll be heavenly. I wonder if we can put on loud music and set up a dance floor. Haha. But of course all of you will tell me I’m insane. Ah well. The wonders of being insane. I feel so high right now!
Your darling president
Eggy
